Archive for September, 2004

Monday September 27, 2004

Posted in News on 27 September 2004 by Johnny

Researchers at the University of Iowa just released a massive report. The title of it is A Nation Deceived: How Schools Hold Back America’s Brightest Students.

It’s about acceleration (i.e. “grade-skipping”) and the benefits that these educators claim it has. Needless to say, this is a topic that I have a modicum of personal experience with. The report is more or less summarized on pages 14-22 of the report in PDF format. I’d appreciate it if y’all out there would give it a read and let me know what you think.

Monday September 27, 2004

Posted in Sports on 27 September 2004 by Johnny

It’s time to write a eulogy. (Another first for my blog.)

This Sunday, we will finally commit to history something that has been around for thirty-five years. In recent times, it has turned into a bit of a curio, an entity without a home, seemingly so poorly placed and horribly mismanaged that it’s hard to imagine that a mere decade ago, it was the best there was.

Yes, it’s finally the end of the road for the Montreal Expos.

Many of baseball’s best players in the early 1990s played in a ballpark where the first language was French. The two most recognizable names to fans today would be star pitcher Pedro Martinez, today playing for Boston, and slugger Larry Walker, now with St. Louis. Indeed, on August 12th, 1994, they held the best record in all of Major League Baseball.

Then came the players’ strike. The rest of the season, including three playoff rounds, was wiped out. When the game finally returned in late April of 1995, the fans did not. Eventually, to balance the books, all their quality players were traded or allowed to leave in free agency. Driven away by a team of has-beens and never-will-bes, attendance dipped to an average of 5000 per game in a stadium designed to hold more than ten times that number.

By 2002, the situation was so bad that no one wanted to own the team. It was bought up by the other twenty-nine owners, originally slated to be contracted out of existence, but instead becoming the nomads of baseball, playing more than a quarter of their home games in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in an attempt to increase revenues. MLB tried to find a more permanent home for the franchise that was seemingly now a dead man walking. Bids from places like Norfolk, Monterrey (Mexico), and Las Vegas poured in, hoping to land a major league team.

It is now widely expected that the Expos will move to Washington DC in 2005 and become the Washington Senators, a recycled name from two previous franchises that had left town (becoming the Minnesota Twins in 1961 and the Texas Rangers in 1972). If the great 1994 Montreal team been able to complete its season, perhaps win a World Series championship (as their Canadian counterparts, the Toronto Blue Jays, had done the previous two years), perhaps baseball could have coexisted permanently with the old world culture of Montreal.

Instead, they’ve been the annoying little brother that no one wanted, fielding a team of players that not even seasoned baseball fans could recognize. (I know because I saw them play the Phillies just up the road the Friday before last. Surprisingly, however, the visitors pulled out a 12-8 win.) So now, while our nation’s capital will gain a baseball team, which will soon inhabit a sparkling new stadium on the Anacostia that will begin construction shortly, Montreal will lose its franchise, without much fanfare.

It seemed like someone needed to say something.

Saturday September 25, 2004

Posted in Other on 25 September 2004 by Johnny

I’m gonna do something that I’m quite certain I’ve never done before in my blog.

Hype a TV show.

Let’s be honest here: most of network primetime has been awful for a very long time.  I haven’t really gotten into a new show — to make it actual “appointment television,” as it were, since Sports Night in the late nineties. Most of my viewing is of news, sports, and syndicated reruns of a few series, i.e. Law and Order and The Simpsons, plus the 11-12 block of Adult Swim.

But I’m here to talk about one. On UPN, no less! (C’mon, how many times have you watched it?) While flipping randomly about, I happened to run across a replay of the Veronica Mars pilot. It’s a teen drama, a satire of teen drama, a dark mystery thriller, and a mildly tacky family comedy tied up in one show that seems like it shouldn’t work at all — but churns out an unbelievable product. Absolutely shockingly, the writing isn’t formulaic and the concept is one that hasn’t been beaten down into the ground.

And there’s plenty of eye candy for viewers of both genders, which can’t hurt.

So anyway, the first episode is showing again Sunday at 8, then the series settles into its normal timeslot with a new episode Tuesday at 9. You really ought to give it a look.

Read more about it here.

Tuesday September 14, 2004

Posted in Thought on 14 September 2004 by Johnny

Well, just in case you weren’t sure, anti-intellectualism is alive and well. As I checked my Hotmail account, I saw a link to this article. Steam rose from my ears in seconds.

Oh yeah, the columnist pissed me off. See if you can guess why.

I don’t even know where to go with this. I could write a rant stretching from here to infinity, but I want y’all to provide thoughts instead. That’d be a lot more productive.

Wednesday September 8, 2004

Posted in Satire on 8 September 2004 by Johnny

Wednesday September 8, 2004

Posted in Thought on 8 September 2004 by Johnny

It’s about damn time.

The political momentum behind a national sales tax is finally starting to pick up steam. Essentially, there would be a new 23% Federal sales tax on all goods purchased, on top of whatever local taxes exist (those below or close to the poverty line would receive a waiver). However, all income and payroll taxes would be abolished. The IRS would just cease to exist. Republican leadership in Congress seems to be behind it. George Bush said that he’d consider it. John Kerry says that it will single-handedly bring about Armageddon (close enough, anyway).

A consensus of economists and policy analysts have said for many years that, to lower market distortions, taxes should be levied on consumption, not income. This new tax would effect every American equally, as any system in a nation such as ours should.
No more corporate welfare. No more 1040 forms. No more seeing your paycheck whittled away to a pittance. On top of all that, there would be more incentive for people to save — something that does not happen nearly enough in this country – because savings would not be taxed.

So while this isn’t ideal by any stretch, it would be a massive step in the right direction of fairer, more efficient government. Let me know what you think.