Archive for 2 April 2006

Sunday April 2, 2006

Posted in News on 2 April 2006 by Johnny

The catharsis of spring begins in earnest tonight, my friends. Baseball is back — and it’s the Tribe versus the World Champion White Sox first up at 8pm tonight.

Meanwhile, a sheriff who comandeered idle FEMA ice trucks to save the lives of diabetics and the injured in his community in the week after Katrina is being charged with interfering in a government operation. Hm. Instead, as I’ve said previously, I think we should probably charge relevant government officials with criminally negligent homicide. That, and contract future relief efforts out to a private company that knows something about logistics and customer satisfaction.