Archive for 22 July 2007

Sunday July 22, 2007

Posted in News on 22 July 2007 by Johnny

Between the Iraq and Afghanistan wars, the American military has fired six billion bullets. … so many that the army has run out and needs to buy Israeli surplus. That’s right, everybody: just about one for every person on earth. Curiously, current estimates indicate that roughly 20,000 insurgents have been killed (though the US military refuses to actually, y’know, put a number out there). Quick math reveals that’s 300,000 bullets per dead insurgent.

How the hell does it take 300,000 bullets to kill somebody? I mean, it’s possible that you burn through the first 100,000 shooting in the air for kicks and picking off tin cans from atop a fence … but at some point, I think it’s reasonable to ask what’s going on.