Archive for July, 2007

Sunday July 15, 2007

Posted in Thought on 15 July 2007 by Johnny

Here in New York, WCBS 101.1 FM is once again an oldies station after two years of being “Jack FM,” which roughly meant playing whatever came up next on an aging hipster’s iPod Shuffle — and yeah, that’s as bad as it sounds. The Big Apple, including its mayor, is now rejoicing after what one columnist recently described as “the Bobby Ewing ‘dream season’ of New York radio” (if you don’t get the reference, click here) — before this week, there was no stereotypical oldies station in a media market of over 20 million people. Of course, over time, the definition of “oldies” evolves as demographics change. But guess what: ’80s music now qualifies.

C’mon guys. Not funny. Oldies is music from before I was born. And that’s that.

This is probably going to enshrine a lot of horrible music — primarily the Bryan Adams-Michael Bolton-Phil Collins oeuvre of “soft rock,” which I will forever maintain is a contradiction in terms — as being worthy of “greatest hits” labeling and corresponding reverence. Reality check … in 1989, Nirvana released their first album, New Kids on the Block was paving the way for a decade of nails-on-the-chalkboard boy band music, and Cyndi Lauper was already washed up. And now, all of that is on the oldies station on your radio dial. Yikes.

And as I say that … “Smells Like Teen Spirit” just came on a classic rock station.

Questions for discussion:

Have cell phones, the Internet, and satellite TV/radio made a reprise of 1960s-style cultural/societal upheaval cultural change more or less likely?

Shouldn’t this decade have a name by now, considering it’s almost over?

What is it going to take for this generation to realize that it’s going to end up waaaaay worse off than its parents? (Don’t say I didn’t warn you.)

Friday July 13, 2007

Posted in Other on 13 July 2007 by Johnny

The European Union and YouTube have unleashed a joint venture called … EUTube. And yes, that pun is indicative of the sorts of videos you’ll see: campy and surreal to the extreme. It’s a series of odd PSAs and clips detailing the accomplishments of the oft-shadowy bureaucracy that is the EU. Of course, the thing that’s getting all the attention is the 44-second clip that splices together sex scenes from European movies, capped by the cheeky tagline “Let’s come together.” Does that double entendre work in the Union’s 22 other official languages? And more importantly, would I be doing my job if I didn’t put it on this page? No. No I wouldn’t.

Thursday July 12, 2007

Posted in News on 12 July 2007 by Johnny

“UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: ‘We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.’” (link)

Wednesday July 11, 2007

Posted in Thought on 11 July 2007 by Johnny

From an op-ed authored by one Rod Dreher in Sunday’s Dallas Morning News:

What’s the greatest challenge facing American conservatives today? Liberalism? Don’t I wish. That would be relatively easy to defeat. No, it’s capitalism.

Mercifully, he’s not advocating communism. He’s merely happens to be an idiot who has just enough knowledge of economics and a sturdy belief in social conservative dogma to start spouting ridiculously dangerous ideas. Because excerpts wouldn’t have done it justice, here’s the entire article:

You read that right. Conservatives have to come to terms with the fact that capitalism, in its current form, undermines not only the virtues necessary to the kind of society conservatives claim to want, but ultimately risks subverting itself.

Capitalism is an ingenious system for increasing material prosperity. It succeeded historically because the free market is the most rational device for meeting human wants and needs. It also thrived because it rewarded creativity and industriousness, and encouraged both qualities. And the most prosperous people under capitalism tended to be those who understood the value of self-denial and delayed gratification.

Today, however, capitalism is defined not by a producer mentality but by a consumer ethos. The prosperity we see is in some respects a mirage, purchased with a credit card. According to U.S. government statistics, the personal savings rate recently dipped into negative territory for the first time since 1933. Consumers are buying more and more stuff we can’t afford. When bills come due, the whole pyramid scheme stands to collapse.

Our consumerist economy depends on people’s inability to discipline their consumption. The best consumer sees no reason why he shouldn’t have what he wants, right now. The best consumer, in other words, exists in a perpetual state of childishness.

In his new book, Consumed, political scientist Benjamin Barber writes that ours is the first society that acts as if its survival depends on keeping maturity – which involves learning to master one’s impulses – at bay. There is little in American political, religious, social or economic life that prizes restraint and sacrifice for a higher purpose.

“This strategy makes good commercial sense,” writes Mr. Barber, because of the market’s need “to sell unnecessary goods to people whose adult judgment and tastes are obstacles.”

Better yet for capitalists, cultivate a market among people who have no adult judgment and taste to overcome: children themselves. James McNeal, a Texas A&M marketing professor, has written: “Brand marketing must begin with children. Even if a child does not buy the product and will not for many years … the marketing must begin in childhood.”

Mr. McNeal’s perverse ideas are the enemy of the family. If marketers train children to think of themselves chiefly in terms of consumer wants, they are teaching them to be faithful not to what their parents teach them but to their individual desires – prisoners of their own cravings.

So what? Shopping isn’t bad in principle, and besides, if people want to behave as shopaholics, it’s a free country, right? Of course. But as Mr. Barber warns, private choices have public consequences. If the credit bubble bursts, it’s going to take down the good with the bad, the prudent with the spendthrift. More profoundly, adopting the consumerist mentality – which defines liberty only as individual choice, without respect to what is chosen – makes it difficult to inculcate a sense of obligation to any traditions or ideals higher than serving the autonomous self and its desires.

Democracy requires virtue. So does a healthy capitalism. A nation that cannot govern its own appetites will, in time, be unable to govern itself. An economy that divorces economic activity from the restraining virtues that make for good stewardship will implode.

We conservatives wail over the late, unlamented Republican Congress’ deficit spending. Yet the truth is that any politician who told voters to do more with less – that is, to conserve for the sake of a higher good – would be punished at the polls.

President Bush is often derided for having responded to the Sept. 11 attacks by urging the American people to go shopping. But he faithfully represents the ignoble spirit of the consumer capitalist age, in which the public demands, in Mr. Barber’s telling, “war without conscription, idealism without taxation, morality without sacrifice.”

Socialism is not the answer. But we can’t pretend that our prosperity does not present us with serious civic problems. Consumer capitalism contains within its unfolding dynamic the seeds of its own destruction, to say nothing of the way it chews up traditional loyalties to faith, family, community and place.

We don’t talk about this much in American politics, especially not on the right, where we’ve been supposedly waging a culture war for the traditional values cause for some time now. But we’re starting to: The American Conservative, which excerpted Mr. Barber’s book as a recent cover story, is fast becoming the most interesting political magazine on the right because it recognizes a simple but radical truth: When it comes to defending the things traditional conservatives cherish, big business is as much a threat as big government.

So here’s the central problem. Actually, much of what he says has a basis in reality; it’s simply his interpretation of the causes and effects of the crisis befalling our economy. Our savings rate is, indeed, negative for the first time since the depths of the Great Depression. Americans are indeed spending beyond their means at unseen levels (notably, following the example of their government), creating an ever-deeper trade deficit to fund it, and will eventually see its “credit bubble” popped violently.

Why?

It’s not marketing, despite the straw man quote from a solitary marketing professor that supposedly is reflective of all corporations on the face of the earth. It’s not the nature of capitalism, which has been one of the two central building blocks of the nation since its founding (the other being our political and civil liberties — is it any wonder that this country is going in the wrong direction with both being so thoroughly eroded?). It’s not a lack of virtue, considering the less inhibited nations that social conservatives fear we are tending toward (Holland, Sweden, et al) have much higher savings rates, lower inflation levels, and (at least in the short run) higher economic growth rates.

Why?

Because of ourselves. Ultimately, Mr. Dreher is suggesting that the government has to stop us from following the choices that we willfully, repeatedly make of our own free will. And yes, it will ultimately destroy us. But there is no way to remove what the author believes is the downside of capitalism without dismantling the system altogether. Capitalism, as the author points out, has served us quite well. It is, by a ridiculously wide margin, the best economic system in existence to govern the distribution of scarce economic resources. It is intrinsically a raw phenomenon; perhaps its hallmark is what Schumpeter called “creative destruction,” the replacement of aging means of production with newer, more efficient ones. Some individuals’ lives are ruined in the process, but the welfare of society increases as a result.

We have become accustomed to an unnaturally high rate of consumption growth generated by a series of exogenous shocks that artificially increased the rate of economic growth — first the rapid growth after the destruction of
physical capital in World War II, then the rapid growth from the wholesale entry of women into the workforce, then the rapid growth from the increases in productivity generated by exponential increases in computing power and connectivity. Without a new shock to the system, our current rates of spending growth will continue to outpace our income. Rampant consumerism is not at fault, as it has always been with us and was derided at least as far back as the writings of Karl Marx. If we, as a society, are too dumb to save ourselves, then our government should allow our own destruction. This is a republic, after all. We get the government, and fate, that we deserve.

The worst part of this column is his derision of the “consumerist mentality — which defines liberty only as individual choice, without regard to what is chosen.” That’s exactly what liberty is! Ultimately, the First Amendment is there to protect our freedom of all expression, as far as it is not dangerous to others, regardless of what we are expressing. There is no need to defend popular points of view because they’re, well, popular. Civil liberties are there to protect the rebellious, extreme, and delusional. If we only have the right to believe things that others dictate are morally correct, then we have no rights at all.

Wednesday July 11, 2007

Posted in News on 11 July 2007 by Johnny

From the Associated Press:

WASHINGTON – U.S. counterterror officials are warning of an increased risk of an attack this summer, given al-Qaida’s apparent interest in summertime strikes and increased al-Qaida training in the Afghan-Pakistani border region.

On Tuesday, Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff told the editorial board of The Chicago Tribune that he had a “gut feeling” about a new period of increased risk. He based his assessment on earlier patterns of terrorists in Europe and intelligence he would not disclose.

“Summertime seems to be appealing to them,” Chertoff said in his discussion with the newspaper about terrorists.

In other news, upon seeing that his mood ring had changed color from blue to green, President Bush ordered the armed forces on a state of alert and deployed a carrier group to the Persian Gulf.

“Something just doesn’t sit right with me,” the President said. Addressing a reporter, he added, “I think the problem is that you guys in the media don’t believe in the surge. You’ve got to believe!”

Monday July 9, 2007

Posted in News on 9 July 2007 by Johnny

Turkey has placed 140,000 troops on its border with Iraq. That’s only 20,000 less than we’ve got there … not exactly a number that says “howdy, neighbor, care for a game of catch?” Seems the Kurds — the only people over there that actually like us — have been conducting military options in southeast Turkey, which it views as occupied territory, from bases just over the Iraqi border. The Turks are pissed (though honestly, whose fault is it after you persecuted an ethnic minority within your boundaries for decades?), but if they actually decide to act on this with military force … goodness, things are going to get WORSE over there. We’ve already got two or three wars going on in the same country at once, so I can’t see how that’s going to fix anything. Then again, maybe Turkey wants to take over the whole damn country? Hell, they actually *did* rule Iraq before World War I, when Britain went in and took over the place … I think we’ve got an exit strategy here!

Meanwhile, does anyone know how much we’re paying to have our soldiers killed? $450 billion … and another $12 billion every month. By the time we finally get to the next presidential election, when we’ll all be riding around in flying cars, another comparison to Vietnam will be made: the wars will have the same price tag.

Monday July 9, 2007

Posted in Thought on 9 July 2007 by Johnny

Who doesn’t love a good dystopian novel? … Okay, six billion hands in the air. Fine. No one’s subjecting you to them. Except now, and this shouldn’t be too bad:

“I am on the floor, embracing her legs, my head in her lap. We do not speak. Silence, heartbeats … And I am a crystal, I dissolve in her. I feel with utmost clarity how the polished facets that delimit me in space are melting away, away — I vanish, dissolve in her lap, within her, I grow smaller and smaller and at the same time ever wider, ever larger, expanding into immensity. Because she is not she, but the universe. And for a moment I and this chair near the bed, suffused with joy,   are one. … All this is in me, with me, listening to the beating of my pulse and rushing through the blessed second. In absurd, confused, flooded words I try to tell her that I am a crystal, and therefore there is a door in me, and therefore I feel the happiness of the chair she sits in. But the words are so nonsensical that I stop, ashamed: I — and suddenly such …”

– from Chapter 23 of We by Soviet dissident Yegveny Zamyatin (1923)

Monday July 9, 2007

Posted in Sports on 9 July 2007 by Johnny

At the metaphorical (if not literal) midpoint of the season, here’s a quick look at the playoff spot leaders and some thoughts on the first half:

AL East: Boston 53-34, Toronto 43-44 (10 GB), New York 42-43 (10 GB)
AL Central: Detroit 52-34, Cleveland 52-36 (1 GB), Minnesota 45-43 (8 GB)
AL West: Los Angeles 53-35, Seattle 49-36 (2.5 GB), Oakland 44-44 (9 GB)
Wild Card: Cleveland 52-36, Seattle 49-36 (1.5 GB), Minnesota 45-43 (7 GB)

NL East: New York 48-39, Atlanta 47-42 (2 GB), Philadelphia 44-44 (4.5 GB)
NL Central: Milwaukee 49-39, Chicago 44-43 (4.5 GB), St Louis 40-45 (7.5 GB)
NL West: San Diego 49-38, Los Angeles 49-40 (1 GB), Arizona 47-43 (3.5 GB)
Wild Card: Los Angeles 49-40, Atlanta 47-42 (2 GB), Arizona 47-43 (2.5 GB)

In the American League, it’s Cleveland and Seattle — who’ve been playing make-up games against each other all year in the wake of four snowed-out games in April — currently jousting for the final playoff spot. I’m not exactly comfortable with the situation, but I certainly would have taken it back at the beginning of the year. Realistically though, all three of those third-place teams (if not others) will break out of the pack at some point. I think all three division leaders will hold their leads to the wire. Fact of the matter is that the Sawx and the Angels are looking like the best teams in baseball (and perhaps the most likely to acquire more talent at the trade deadline) and the Tigers seem to be a poor matchup for the Tribe … but I’m still quite confident that Cleveland is one of the four best teams in the league.

In the National League … does Milwaukee winning the World Series sound less insane now than it did when I predicted it on New Year’s Eve? I understand why everyone said so, given that this was a team that hadn’t been above .500 since 1992 or made the playoffs in a quarter century … but damn, they’ve got a bushel of young talent and I don’t see any dominant team in the National League. New York is on cruise control and the West seems like a jumble of light-hitting teams. Chicago is charging fast, but being cursed as they are, they’ll lose a one-game playoff to out-of-nowhere Colorado for the wild card. So here’s the picks, just so you can embarass me with them later …

ALDS: Boston over Cleveland 3-2, Detroit over Los Angeles 3-1
NLDS: Milwaukee over Colorado 3-1, San Diego over New York 3-2
Champ Series: Boston over Detroit 4-2, Milwaukee over San Diego 4-3
World Series: Milwaukee over Boston 4-3 (I’ve gotta stick to my guns!)

Sunday July 8, 2007

Posted in News on 8 July 2007 by Johnny

First off … I must say that I just watched the best tennis match of my lifetime. And that New Jersey has suddenly turned into a steam room.

Stop #1: Pakistan (today), where the Bush Administration called off a 2005 raid that would have captured members of the al-Qaeda leadership in that nation’s lawless frontier provinces and the site of a hostage crisis at the city’s largest radical mosque that seems poised to end in a Waco-style inferno.

Stop #2: Russia (today), where Nashi continues to look more and more like Hitler Youth and the Kremlin’s tactics indicate that the country is capitalist in name only.

Stop #3: America, circa 1940, in a profile of our nation’s shameful treatment of those who fled Nazi-occupied Europe during the beginnings of the Holocaust.

Stop #4: America, circa 1967, and a look back at the race riot that occurred in Newark forty years ago this month, which killed 23 and wounded more than 700.

Stop #5: America, circa 2007, and the absurdity of the Jose Padilla trial, where after holding a U.S. citizen without charge for four years (claiming he would wreak nuclear destruction upon us), it appears the best case that could be made upon actually indicting him was a series of speculation and innuendo.

Friday July 6, 2007

Posted in News on 6 July 2007 by Johnny

From consecutive posts on Reason‘s Hit & Run blog:

[1] Police in Jackson, Mississippi, raided two adult bookstores and arrested three people, charging them all with “possessing sex toys with the intent to resell.” That’s right: “marital aids” are illegal in much of the Deep South, though enforcement efforts are rare because police — one would hope — have better things to do than going door to door prosecuting women for owning vibrators. (Then again, they do the same thing with respect to certain kinds of plants …) The owners were led out of their stores in handcuffs and their inventory — which was seemingly devoid of phallic implements — was swiped by officers. No word on whether vegetables will soon be banned in that state.

[2] Much less surrealistically humorous is a quote from South Dakota state Rep. Joel Dysktra, who is considering a run for the U.S. Senate to unseat Tim Johnson, who is still recovering from a stroke. He pushed an attempt to challenge Roe v. Wade by passing a blanket ban of all abortions in the state, no exceptions. (It failed miserably when put to a statewide vote.) In his defense of excluding any and all loopholes from the bill, he uttered the frighteningly absurd — a horrible misstatement at best, a horrifying remark at worst: “I think ‘rape and incest’ is a buzzword. It’s a bit of a throwaway line and not everybody who says that really understands what that means. How are you going to define that?” Well, considering they’re defined by South Dakota statutes here and here … does that definition work for you? If you need more clarification, we could arrange for you to have some quality time with one of your state’s prisoners. At the very least, I think all reasonable people can agree that those who don’t consent to sex shouldn’t be compelled to bear children that result from it … though we may soon have a Senator who disagrees.